Don Scardino
Director
Rodman Flender
Director
Michael Fresco
Director
Peter Lauer
Director
Robert Duncan McNeill
Director
Rob Burnett
Director
Donal Logue
Eugene Gurkin
Sofía Vergara
Esperanza Villalobos
Lenny Venito
Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri
Maz Jobrani
Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam
Kevin Michael Richardson
Rockefeller Butts
Josh Grisetti
Louis Plunk
Kevin Carrigan
Frank Cortland
Ray Romano
Himself
Reiko Aylesworth
Simone Cashwell
Bobby Cannavale
Enrico Cortez
David Pinon
Flavio Puente
Felix Solis
Jaime Santanita
Lawrence Winslow
Security Guard #1
R. Ward Duffy
Security Guard #2
Aristedes Philip DuVal
Junk Man
Wayne May
Bouncer
Bob Ari
Ned Lutz
Edward Burns
Himself
Dustin Diamond
Himself
David Fonteno
Alex Kernick
Mick Jagger
Himself
James Rebhorn
Harrison Plunk
Jacob Shalov
Ajay
Danny Trejo
Hector
Ernie Anastos
Himself
Ben Bailey
Ralph Carnucci
Guy Boyd
Doorman
James Cassano
Patron #4
Marvin Chatinover
Walter Floyd
Rob Devaney
Hawthorne Jansen
Jody Ebert
Guy
Deepti Gupta
Bini
Natasha Lyonne
Female Co-Star
Sally Jessy Raphael
Herself
Mike Timoney
Senior Officer
Sheffield Chastain
Shift Supervisor
Dominic Colón
Employee
Ellie Devers
Receptionist
Arthur French
Jonesy
Jonathan Lam
Louis' Roommate
Daniel Raymont
Calvin
Teddy Coluca
Loan Officer
Carrie Flaska
Secretary
Chris Gethard
Burton Employee
Rizwan Manji
Dentist
Elise Marin
Melanie
Mark Mineart
Bouncer
Michael Warner
Officer
Billy Griffith
Bouncer #2
Marcus Mitchell
Art
Anthony J. Ribustello
Drunk Guy
Elisabeth S. Rodgers
Mom
Mike Thurstlic
Dave Weimer
Glenn Wein
Handyman
Rick Zahn
Agent
Seiko Higuma
Japanese Girl #1
Sarah Hudnut
Simone's Friend
Poppi Kramer
Emcee
Starr McKenna
5-Year-Old Girl
Nancy Eng
Chinese Lady #1
Katie Takahashi
Japanese Girl #2
Jay Boryea
Tough Guy #1
Jo Yang
Chinese Lady #2
Felicia Fields
Lady Carrying Groceries
Terry Schappert
Tough Guy #2
Rudy Costa
Police Officer
Sean G. Tarjyoto
Nath Pran
Eliza Baldi
Woman
Charlie Burnett
Son
Lucy Burnett
Daughter #2
Sydney Burnett
Daughter #1
Jessi Campbell
Louise
Vernon Campbell
Big Larry 2007
Gary Cowling
Customer
Rocco DiSpirito
Rocco DiSpirito
Dave Eveler
Young Executive 3
Robert Feeley
Drug Dealer
Lou Irizarry
Guy
Jeff Lam
Teng
Karla Mosley
Page #2
Regis Philbin
Regis Philbin
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
Sibyl Santiago
Coney Island Vendor
Tertulien Thomas
Club Socialite
Tara Westwood
Hostess
Tracey Wigfield
Page #1
Michael-Leon Wooley
Maurice
Charlene Biton
Rocker Chick
Jagger Kaye
Security Guard
Tonya Tko
Chic Beautiful Woman
Tex Allen
Comedy Club Patron
Rebecca Anderson
Child in Apartment and on Stage
Whitney Bashor
Waitress
Lena Chen
Bank Patron
Dianne Curwick
Concierge
Elli
Coney Island Man
Dennis Jay Funny
Coney Island Promoter
David Hilfstein
Club Boyfriend
Omar Janakat
Airplane Passenger
Raw Leiba
Bouncer #3
Bernadette Lords
Club Socialite
David Ressel
Circle
David Rossmer
Young Executive #2
Stuart Rudin
Patron #6
Sarah Schreiber
Pretty Woman
Jay Seals
Young Executive #1
Bill Walters
Bar Patron