David Zucker
Director
Trey Parker
Joe Cooper
Matt Stone
Doug Remer
Dian Bachar
Squeak Scolari
Yasmine Bleeth
Jenna Reed
Jenny McCarthy
Yvette Denslow
Ernest Borgnine
Ted Denslow
Robert Vaughn
Baxter Cain
Trevor Einhorn
Joey Thomas
Bob Costas
Himself
Al Michaels
Himself
Robert Stack
Himself - Unsolved Mysteries Host
Reggie Jackson
Himself
Dan Patrick
Himself
Kenny Mayne
Himself
Tim McCarver
Himself
Pat O'Brien
Himself
Jim Lampley
Himself
Dale Earnhardt
Himself
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Himself
Victoria Silvstedt
Herself
Reel Big Fish
Themselves
Curt Gowdy
World Series Announcer
Justin Chapman
Little Coop
Matthew Murray
Little Remer
Mark Goodson
Dirk Jansen
Matt Sloan
Darcy
Peter Navy Tuiasosopo
Ed Tuttle
Robert E. Lee
New Jersey Informant
Greg Grunberg
Wilke - New Jersey Informant
Michael Garvey
San Antonio Defender
Paul Michael Robinson
Mime Psych-Out
Kevin Michael Richardson
Peripatetic Player
Micah McCain
Heather Kaiser
Cory Oliver
Brittany Kaiser
Keith Gibbs
Davis
Jayme Gallante
Redmond
Francis X. McCarthy
Dr. Kaiser
Blair Besten
Stephanie
Stanley G. Sawicki
Skidmark Steve
Bret Lewis
News Anchor
Richard Johnson
Referee
Joey Diaz
Referee
Michael Matthys
Referee
Jill Gascoine
Hospital Nurse
Charlotte Zucker
Surgery Nurse
John Fink
Surgeon
Kato Kaelin
Driveway Announcer
David Osokow
Driveway Player
Iqbal Theba
Factory Manager
Susan Breslau
Denslow's Niece Susan
Danielle Zucker
Inheritor
Maureen Ardolino
Inheritor
Andrew Herman
Cabbie
Jeff Wright
Fireman
Ray Xifo
Riverdance Referee
Titus Napoleon
Sumo Wrestler
Stephen McHattie
Narrator
Julie Dolan
Beer Barrel
Janeane Ardolino
Fan
Jeremy Breslau
Fan
Adam Lilling
Fan
Phoebe Lipkis
Fan
Alma Avery
Beers Cheerleader
Nancy Bates
Beers Cheerleader
Kelli Camarena
Beers Cheerleader
Brooke Morales
Beers Cheerleader
Heidi Schweizer
Beers Cheerleader
Jenifer Strovas
Beers Cheerleader
Andrea Wenzel
Beers Cheerleader
Michelle Boehle
Felons Cheerleader
Tani Kristiansen
Felons Cheerleader
Rebecca Lin
Felons Cheerleader
Jeanine Orci
Felons Cheerleader
Jessica Page
Felons Cheerleader
Raydeen Revilla
Felons Cheerleader
Chanel Ryan
Felons Cheerleader
Grant Baciocco
Fan Cam Blocking Fan
Joanna Bloem
Woman in Hospital
Greg Bronson
Surgeon
Aaron Brooks
Fan
Mike Butters
Baseketball Referee
Cathy Carlson
Slacker
Troy Christian
Riverdancing Football Player #55
Dave Cox
Denslow's Assistant
Mia Crowe
Mimi Lee
Alexandra Ella
Horrified Fan
CB Ferrari
Beers Ballgirl
Courtney Ford
Scoreboard Girl
Maria Celeste Genitempo
Fan
Cameron Glenar
Fan
Lloyd Gordon
Umpire
Casey Hendershot
Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team
Charles Hough
LA World Series Pithcer
Brian Kirchoff
Reporter
Jessica Lee
Cheerleader
Shannon Malone
Cheerleader
Patrick McCracken
Watson
Karolyna Medina
Fan
Kelly Monaco
Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon
Deirdre O'Brien
Fan
Linda O'Neil
Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader
Bridget Oberlin
Roswell Alien
Raphael Sbarge
Minnesota Spokesman
Dylan Tarason
BASEketball Player