Terry Hughes
Director
Robert Berlinger
Director
James Burrows
Director
John Lithgow
Dr. Dick Solomon
Kristen Johnston
Sally Solomon
French Stewart
Harry Solomon
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Tommy Solomon
Jane Curtin
Dr. Mary Albright
Simbi Khali
Nina
Elmarie Wendel
Mrs. Dubcek
Wayne Knight
Officer Don
Ian Lithgow
Leon
David DeLuise
Bug
Danielle Nicolet
Caryn
Chris Hogan
Pitman
Ileen Getz
Judith
Shay Astar
August
Larisa Oleynik
Alissa Strudwick
Ron West
Dr. Strudwick
Jan Hooks
Vicki
Chad Einbinder
Rico
John Platt
Man
Marianne Muellerleile
Lucy
Blake Soper
Elman
Jim Beaver
Happy Doug
Michael Milhoan
Coach Strickland
William Shatner
The Big Giant Head
Richard McGonagle
Dr. Howard
Steve Larson
Larry
John A. Huoy
Rico
John D'Aquino
Mr. Randell
Bruce Ed Morrow
Father Rice
Jennifer Rhodes
Mrs. Sumner
Justin Urich
Romano
John Cleese
Dr. Liam Neesam
Nancy Yee
Mrs. DeGuzman
Chip Chinery
Guy
Jim O'Doherty
Clem
Christine Zander
Christine Zander
Laurie Metcalf
Jennifer
Pat Finn
Chaz Montana
Chyna
Janice
Ana Gasteyer
Ana Gasteyer
Harry Morgan
Professor Suter
Jill Matson-Sachoff
Ginger
Shane Powers
Man
Dee Freeman
Waitress
Jeff Doucette
Chet
Dan Gilvezan
Disc Jockey
Marijane Cole
Lady on Phone
Mike Ditka
Coach Mafferty
Rex Linn
Chuck
Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman
Elaine Stritch
Martha Albright
Sam Lloyd
Eddie
George Grizzard
George Albright
Carlos Jacott
Dr. Schulman
Phil Hartman
Phillip
Teresa Tudury
Connie
Jason Carter
Seth
Maurice Godin
Marty
Bodhi Elfman
Clerk
Nicolas Coster
Chancellor Stevens
Richard Fancy
Judge DeBelko
Spencer Vrooman
Dukes
Peter Jurasik
Principal Greschner
Kevin Ruf
New Father
Kim Johnston Ulrich
Dorothy Strudwick
Jim Pirri
Antonio
Kevin Scannell
Dr. Goldberg
John Aylward
Chancellor
Brenda Strong
Miss Frost
Terry Rhoads
Bill
Tim Haldeman
Mr. Kraft
Lane Davies
Chancellor Duncan
Brian Palermo
Mr. Barnes
Bill Chott
Cable Guy
Jonathan Palmer
Guest #1
Anna Slotky
Cheryl
Patrick Kerr
Irving
Wendy Philpott
Jena
Paul Hayes
King
Lori Hall
Assistant
Eddie Allen
Dr. Bankson
Bart McCarthy
Grouch
Brynn Hartman
Venusian #1
Beverly Johnson
Prell
Irina Pantaeva
Gabriella
Angie Everhart
Chloe
Cindy Crawford
Mascha
Douglas Maida
Voice On Loudspeaker
Laura Wernette
Tasha
Angell Conwell
Girl #1
Roseanne Barr
Janet
Jade Harlow
Student #4
Randy Newman
Himself
Scott Torrence
Student #1
Shiloh Strong
Student #2
Paul Connor
Student #3
Lauren Graham
Laurie Harris
Victor Raider-Wexler
Janitor
Marla Sokoloff
Dina
Mike Starr
Frank Muller
George Takei
Himself
Sydney Berry
Melanie
Tim Bagley
Frank
Ed Begley Jr.
Jeff
Rachel Davies
Flora
Carole Davis
Aviana
Lois Foraker
Patty Muller
Brady McGuire
Toddler
Bronson Pinchot
Roy Albright
Whitney Rydbeck
Mr. Kersey
Tom Towles
Dale
Leslie Lunceford
Girl #1
Rochelle Robinson
Waitress
Henry Woronicz
Mr. St. Clair
Maria Cina
Onya
Robert Knott
Ellis
Pat Lach
Mother
Katherine LaNasa
Kate
Sean McGuire
Toddler
Jim Meskimen
Alan
Laraine Newman
Candace
Jim O'Heir
Walt
Mark Pitta
Joe Baggadonuts
Larry Sousa
Valet
Elayn J. Taylor
Teacher #1
Christine Baranski
Sonja Umdahl
Whitney Dupree
Girl #2
Linda Kash
Margie
Nancy Lenehan
Mrs. St. Clair
Trisha Debski
Wendy
Miriam Flynn
Suzie Martin
Everett Greenbaum
Norman
Larry Miller
Garvin
Marcus T. Paulk
Jimmy
Curtis Armstrong
Ken Fretts
Janet Carroll
Mrs. Runquist
Kevin Nealon
Dennis Caslow
Bob Odenkirk
Gary
Kurtwood Smith
Jacob
Matt Battaglia
Bryce Canyon
Enrico Colantoni
Frankie
Genie Francis
Gwen
Michael McShane
Phil
Megan Mullally
Renata Albright
Will Friedle
Stan
Harry Groener
Dr. Breen
Charles Rocket
Gary
Artie Anderson
Brad
Karen Constantine
Woman
Steven M. Gagnon
Cop
Jane Galloway
Dr. Blumfeld
Richard Gilbert-Hill
Jeff's Brother
Hubert Hodgin
Clerk #1
Mark Christopher Lawrence
Bartender
Burke Moses
Glenn
Tim Pulice
Guy in Line
Jean St. James
Waitress
Cathrine Grace
Veronica
Philip Baker Hall
President Dewey
Julia Sweeney
Patty
Ed Gale
Oscar
John Benjamin Hickey
Rick
Scott Klace
Mark
Jerry Lambert
Shop Owner
Miles Marsico
Freddy
William Mesnik
Maitre d'
Fred Pinkard
Louis
Jeff Austin
Doctor
Sara Ballantine
Mrs. Wheeler
Dennis Cockrum
Colonel Pinkham
Jim Jansen
Mr. Gindek
Aaron Lustig
Dr. Severson
Joel McCrary
George
Anthony Tyler Quinn
Sam 'The Butcher' Marchetti
Elsa Raven
Aunt Florence
Susan Ruttan
Cathy
Alan Cumming
Angus 'The Hole' McDuff
Michael Dempsey
Security Guard
Jonathan Frakes
Larry
R. Brandon Johnson
LJ
Brent Sexton
Duke
David Brisbin
Professor Brandon
Ever Carradine
Cheryl
Derk Cheetwood
Junior
Shad Hart
Bucky
Amy Hill
Rita
Mark McKinney
Guy
Steve Paymer
Mr. Spurndle
Mindy Spence
Sam
Charlotte Booker
Grace
Lance Davis
Clerk #2
Merrick Deamon
Guy
David Goetsch
Leaflet Guy
Tom Jourden
Doctor
Lisa Kaminir
Margueritte
Katie Layman
Muriel
Joy Stevens
Beautiful Girl
Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart
Tara Strong
Exercise Lady
Patrick Thomas
Customer #1
Paxton Whitehead
Dr. Menard
Curtis Andersen
Dougy
Shayne Benton
Kevin
David Bickford
Professor #1
Jodi Johnson
Young Mary
Peter Krause
Peter Connelly
Sonya Eddy
Ticket Taker
Arturo Gil
Lars
Peggy Miley
The Columbian
Obi Ndefo
Eric
Denise Poirier
Judy
Rebecca Roy
Guest #1
Jack Salvatore Jr.
Roy
Suanne Spoke
Bibi
Ken Thorley
Artie
Jack Carter
Uncle Abe
Ron Fassler
Auctioneer
Rick Hall
Limo Driver
Susan Ilene Johnson
Linda
Madison Mason
Mr. Jack Wallencott
Matt McKenzie
Mr. Wheeler
John Bennett Perry
Hamilton Bell
Donna Ponterotto
Waitress
Phil Reeves
Mr. Mora
Steve Witting
Ted
Larry Cox
Taylor
Olivia d'Abo
Andrea
Tammy Dahlstrom
Waitress
Darrell Hammond
Darrell Hammond
Andrea Hutchman
Christie
Paul Hansen Kim
Kwan
Richard Livingston
Dr. Hallstrom
Heidi Mark
Miranda
Bob Morrisey
Mr. Malone
Renee Raudman
Amber
Trisha Simmons
T.V. Reporter #1
Scott Cervine
Magician
Bob Clendenin
Man #1
Stephanie Erb
Ellen
Marc Goldsmith
Bartender
Francis Guinan
Jedediah
Sean Gunn
Attendant
Eric Thomas Weaver
Jim
Don Dowe
Drunk
Yoshihisa Kuwayama
Chef
Nancy LeSuk
Female Necker
Jane Lynch
Ms. Koppel
Ken Magee
Policeman Joe
Carolyn Pemberton Hoover
Customer #2
Richard Roat
Dr. Byron
Kimberly Scott
Emily
Tom Simmons
Peter
Scooter Stephan
Man
Danny Strong
Aramis
Linda Cardellini
Lorna
Rif Hutton
Bookstore Guy
Jacee Jule
Instructor
Robert Lyon Rasner
Timothy
J.J. Rodgers
Bambi
Lee Ryan
Minister
Frank Clem
Waiter
Andrew Ducote
Todd
Kathleen Garrett
Celia
Audrey Kissel
Angela
J.P. Manoux
Clerk
Sid Newman
Phelps
Elizabeth Anne Smith
Tina
Charles C. Stevenson Jr.
Lester
John Valdetero
Giganticus
Bob Bancroft
Father Matthew
Bryan Cranston
Neil
Melissa Egan
Nellie
Victoria Garcia-Kelleher
Waitress
Christine Lakin
Michelle
Jonathan Nichols
Bartender
Andrea C. Robinson
Mrs. Milly Wallencott
Steve Bean
Man
Christopher Carroll
Justice of the Peace
Shanee Edwards
Waitress
Louan Gideon
Saleswoman
Maggie Lacey
Christina
Francis X. McCarthy
President
Lindsey McKeon
Tiffany
Jilana Stewart
Cindy
Lisa K. Wyatt
Hannah
Stan Cahill
Michael
Meagen Fay
Annabet
Darcas Macopson
Biff
Andrea Speyer
Claire Volk
Thomas Bankowski
Protestor
William Bogert
Dean Sumner
Trevor Bullock
Porthos
J.J. Cohen
Frank
David Dunard
Mechanic
Jocelyn Harris
Restaurant Patron
Darlene Kardon
Old Woman
Dick Martin
Ben Littmeyer
Skye McKenzie
Last Customer
Andrew Hill Newman
DMV Agent
Marnette Patterson
Volleyball Girl
Steven M. Porter
Roger
Lorna Scott
Mrs. Walters
Nicki Aycox
Alyson
Raye Birk
Jeweler
Michael Cervin
Reporter
David Chandler
Mr. Wexler
India Dupré
Christina
Jack Hallett
Jury Foreman
Emile Hirsch
Punk
James Ingersoll
Mr. Patterson
Frank Kopyc
Charlie
Laurence York
Ron
Jorge Luis Abreu
Ron
Alex Alexander
Tiffany
Doug Appleoff
Chad
Barbara Lee Bragg
Karen
Alex Kubik
Counterman
Gloria LeRoy
Dolores
John Balma
Eames
William Bassett
Bernard
Philip Bolden
Ben
Sally Ann Brooks
Verna
Diane Delano
Lorraine
Brian Dunkleman
Pizza Guy
Jane Morris
Mrs. Goltra
Christopher Neiman
Caleb
Aaron Paul
Student
Courtney Peldon
Janine
Ray Baker
Mr. Demarmel
Cheryl Carter
Customer
Miguel Ferrer
Jack
Jim Hanna
Tourist #1
Jerry Hauck
Frank
Tom Kiesche
Large Man
David A. Kimball
Vice President
Theresa Mulligan
Triple A Lady
Alastair Surprise
Joel
Larry Udy
Bailiff
Joshua Minnick
Guy
Franc Ross
Man #2
Danielle Weeks
Prudence
Mark Bedard
Naked Guy
Peggy Billo
Mrs. Hartzinger
Adam Consolo
Classmate
Tami Tappan Damiano
Barbara
Benjamin King
Man in Bar
Susan Leslie
Kissing Woman
Ray Proscia
Mugger
Mailon Rivera
Campus Cop
Wendy Schenker
Reporter
Nikki Tyler-Flynn
Christine
John Patrick White
Victor
D. Elliot Woods
Doctor Ladypart
Tom Ayers
Clerk
Patricia Bethune
Teacher
Bill Lee Brown
Customer #1
Sam Chew Jr.
Man
Lise Colleen Simms
Gabby
Mary-Pat Green
Diane
Christopher Holloway
Stage Manager
Leigh McCloskey
Matthew
Paige Segal
Princess
Tim Truby
Dr. Talbert
James Wellington
Borskey
Susanne Wright
Woman
Karen Austin
Anita
Dina Bennett
Lily
Amanda Carlin
Flora
Jourdain Chapdelaine
Perky Idiot #1
Erika Christensen
Brianna
David Combs
Dr. Harris
Eugene Elman
Stan
Brynn Harris
Woman #1
Carol Mansell
Mrs. Smith
Teresa Parente
Dahlia
Sherry C. Brown
Splendida
E.J. Callahan
Sid
David Chisum
Chip Caswell
Gil Christner
Carl
Larry Dorf
Waiter
Mike Grief
Riff
David Hasselhoff
Dr. Lasker
Cesar Herrera
Manolito
Jeanine Jackson
Claire
Eric Jungmann
Jerry
Sean Masterson
Justin
Amy Smallman
Nurse
Faye Barge
Check-out Girl
Pat Crawford Brown
Mrs. Larson
Bonita Friedericy
Tourist #2
Anthony Holiday
Bodyguard
Joe Humphries
Student #5
Jeanette O'Connor
Housewife
Steven Pierce
Executive
Rock Reiser
Spectator
Ashlynn Rose
Kid
Daniel Kountz
Jimmy
Gigi Bermingham
Singing Trucker
Jan Claire
Nurse Wounds
Lindsey Haun
Lisa
Robert Lynch
Doug
Matthew Mahaney
Fan #1
Peggy Mannix
Charity Women
Heather McPhaul
Mrs. Duvall
Lance E. Nichols
Security Salesman
Craig Olsen
Drag Queen
Mark Burnham
Cooper
Gary Carlos Cervantes
Mechanic
John Craig
Kid
Marcy Goldman
Woman
Joyce Guy
Claire
Richard Karron
Jimmy
Darlene Levin
Darlene
John Maynard
Customer #2
Lewis Saunders
I.N.S. Man
Glen-Bob Sweet
Hobo
Dave Allen
Arthur
Tangie Ambrose
Lisa
Nancy Becker-Kennedy
Billnitzer
Susan Bjurman
Mrs. Guthridge
Jordan Brower
Steve
Shireen Crutchfield
Kirsta
Lesley Fera
Woman #2
Dorian Frankel
Customer
John Hillner
Steve
Jim Jackman
Venetta
Mariah Nunn
Jacquie
Mandy Vejar
Velma
John Webber
Diner
Shonda Whipple
Perky Idiot #2
Mark Ankeny
Husband
Julie Claire
Jenny
Melissa Greenspan
The Maid
Dorian Gregory
Byron
Bernard Kates
Ronald
Jack Kutcher
Chester
Jim Maniaci
Raff
Emily Osment
Dahlia
Mendi Segal
Man's Voice
Kelly Sells
Lounge Person
Jake Thomas
Kid
Jacqueline Torres
Mrs. Manolito
Richard Belzer
Richard Belzer
Michelle Anne Johnson
Receptionist
Jeff Lewis
Young Man
Irene White
Tourist #3
Elvis Costello
Himself
Jamie Kaler
Delivery Man
Sharon Madden
Guest #2
Robert Arce
Nutty Guy
Brian Carr
Fan #2
Jane Gordon
Mrs. Greenstein
Laurel Green
Moviegoer
Martin Hilton
Singing Trucker
Lily Knight
Nurse Turner
Michael McCarty
Santa Claus
J. Patrick McCormack
Victor's Dad
Kristin Morley
Waitress
Eric Saiet
Pleasant Man
Craig Tolliver
Bartender
Amy Ball
Gretchen
Larry De Russy
Schiffy
Josh Ekblom
Benvolio
Linde Gibb
Nurse
Mark Hamill
Himself
David Kirkwood
Yellin' Joe Slocum
Maureen Sue Levin
Maureen
Greg Proops
Yasmine
Ruth de Sosa
Laura
Scott Dicken
David
Carey Eidel
Jeff
Cynthia Gravinese
Cindy
George Hale
Guy #1
Lawrence Mandley
Carlos
Joseph G. Medalis
Chancellor
Marguerite Moreau
Tina
Max Baker
Johann
Brookinaires Gospel Choir
Themselves
Billy Connolly
Inspector Macaffery
Rick Cramer
Stenstrom
Alexander Folk
Jack
Cynthia Frost
Aunt Sylvia
Chuck Roy
Ned
Regan Burns
Security Guard
Jeffrey Asch
Client #1
James Grace
Fan #3
Karl Hamann
Singing Trucker
Naomi Judd
Frances Randell
Jonathan Everett Lewis
Jack
Harry S. Murphy
Professor
Ken S. Polk
Santa #2
Angela Robinson Witherspoon
Voter #2
Steve Viall
Male Necker
Riley Weston
Brianna
Joe Bays
Foster
Lauren Tuerk
Ms. Piazza
Stephen Wilens
Painter
Diana Castle
Saleswoman
Paul DiMeo
Guy #2
Taylor Emerson
Ronnie
Andrea Harper
Saleswoman
Dublin James
Vinny
Christopher Liam Moore
Waiter
Kathy Bates
Charlotte Everly
John Eric Bentley
Todd
David Youse
Stage Manager
Tracy Morgan
Tracy Morgan
Lee Shackelford
Customer #1
Michael Adler
Handler
Steven R. Barnett
Cable Man
Linda Dangcil
Singing Trucker
Kathryn Joosten
Cafeteria Lady
Jack Lindine
Santa #3
Tatum Shank
Football Player
Winifred Freedman
Suzette
Michael DeLuise
Paulie
Roger Hewlett
Security Guard #1
Bill Irwin
Pickles
Andrea Walters
Mom
Mimi Cozzens
Hamilton
Ginny McMath
Customer #2
Cliff Bernay
Assistant Coach
Ed Evanko
Homeowner
John Mahoney
Dr. Leonard Hanlin
John Raitt
Trucker Gil
Layne Beamer
Jace
Damon Chandler
Attorney #1
Brian Jacobs
Handler #1
Peter DeLuise
Frank
Al Foster
Security Guard #2
Wayne Pére
Jonesy
Michael Ensign
Fordham
Jason Horst
Jason
John Henry Kurtz
Commercial Voice
Kyle Colerider-Krugh
Elroy
Sean Moran
Ernie
Stephen Rockwell
Attorney #5
Dom DeLuise
Mr. Polone
Greg Gumbel
Greg Gumbel
Van Epperson
Bill
Al Franken
Frank Gansmiller
George Hertzberg
David
Mary Portser
Attorney #6
Lindsey Fields
Louise
Marvin Braverman
Izzy
Kim Robillard
Howard
Amy Arnelle
Marie
Mike Schiff
Dance Judge #1
Greg Bronson
Dinner Guest
James Earl Jones
Narrator
George Adams
Mall Shopper
David Banuelos
Sally's Customer
Neill Calabro
Gansmiller's Photographer
Elizabeth Carder
Homeless Women
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Coleman McClary
Bookish Patron
Wayne Thomas Yorke
Best Man
Brandi Brown
Professor #2
Barry Casey II
Travis
Kevin P. Farley
Jehovah's Witness
Matthew Fonda
Professor #3
Don Gettinger
Professor #4
Rebecca Grant
Harry's Dream Date
Alex Nevil
Delivery Guy
Ryan O'Quinn
Tybalt
Sharlene Ruffino
Flight Attendant
Matt Sergott
Window Cleaning Dancer
Rakefet Abergel
Carnival Guest
Marla Frees
Computer
Bob Glouberman
Neighbor
Jennifer Lee Keyes
Venutian Girl
Danilo Mancinelli
Basketball Player
Andrew Patrick Ralston
Dr. Solomon's Student
Sean Christopher
Shopper
Douglas Robert Jackson
Douglas
Allie McCall
Girl Scout
Ron Roggé
Shopper
Justin Root
Prom Date
Brad Bartlett
Mrs. Dubcek's Dance Partner
Alex Kalognomos
Greek Waiter
Bill Martin
Dance Judge #2
Deek McNeill
Officer Phil
Brett Shady
Student
Chekesha Van Putten
Dancer
Steve Watkins
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